Tupperman's dream woman?

[Addison's girl]

Maddie: A lot of thought went into this list. I think the least we could do is to do our best to give him what he's looking for.

David: You're right. What's he looking for?

Maddie: Let's see. A hard worker.

David: Somebody to do the ironing, got it.

Maddie: Good listener.

David: Follows orders, that's important.

Maddie: Doesn't overdress.

David: Wears just enough to keep out of jail. I've been looking for this girl myself.

Maddie: Is this going to continue?

David: Well, I could read, but you'll have to tell me when we come to a light.

Maddie: Has spent some time serving others.

David: Cocktail waitress, good. Something to fall back on during hard times.

Maddie: David, I think, one of us is having trouble interpreting this list.

David: That's all right. Keep reading. You'll catch on.

Maddie: I meant you.

David: Me? No. I'm not having any problems. Seems very clear and to the point.

Maddie: Obviously not. I described a mature, intelligent woman of substance and you describe an oversexed pack horse with a lobotomy and a G-string.

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Is that a question? LOL

[Addison's girl]

Just how different they thought! David always thinking with his other head.

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I don't think he thought like that. He interpreted the list like he thought most men would. I don't believe he was an ordinary man like that. Same as in DSART with the "why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?" line. He was trying to say what was the most likely explanation. That doesn't mean it was his way of thinking too... but of course to Maddie it might have looked like that.

[Addison's girl]

He did say he was looking for that woman himself LMAO..I can't see into his mind and neither can Maddie so unfortunately what he says and what he does is how she sees him.

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Yes he said that... geez I wonder could he have been joking?? It's not that he ever joked...

[Addison's girl]

Yes he jokes a lot. And maybe Maddie was joking too about what she considered a good wife. LMAO