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Post by Addison's girl on Jul 14, 2013 7:08:37 GMT -5
Shawna's idea!
Here's a question: What are the funniest lines from ML...What are the moments that make you laugh or the lines you like the most...?
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Post by Addison's girl on Jul 14, 2013 7:09:36 GMT -5
I love the line in MFD when she is ranting about changing and how she has become more loosey goosey and he is sitting there with his feet up and just says me too. That kills me lol  |
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Post by virginiat on Jul 14, 2013 7:35:49 GMT -5
just a few:
-i just had a thought! - We better get you a doctor!
-Oooh sometimes it's scary how smart I am! - How WHAT you are?
-I, for one,salute you! - Salute you,Addison!
-Can I stick a statue of myself in the lobby? - Stick it,Addison!
-Maddie,you wound me! - Good! It's working!
-Mr.Addison,I should probably warn you... - Yeah,you probably should,but why spoil the fun!
-I had to stand there all morning in this weather and not one man stopped to help me! - Whaddaya expect,looking like that?
-Where are all the gentlemen, David?Where are all the white knights that help ladies in distress? - In their cars,out of the wind and rain!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2013 8:03:14 GMT -5
Knowing her: David says, you wanna hear something terrible? Maddie says, You're not gonna sing are you?
Atomic Shakespeare: Unhand me! I'll try, but I don't think they'll come off.
MFD: And what do I get? Moi. The whole thing, or just your head on a platter?
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Post by Addison's girl on Jul 14, 2013 8:35:17 GMT -5
There are so many. How about G-man, G- woman I bet the have a dog named G-spot.
And of course all of David's sexual innuendos which are toooo numerous to list. Tit for tat, Tat for tit.
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Post by Addison's girl on Jul 14, 2013 8:39:12 GMT -5
David: And then last night, an idea hit me!
Maddie: Left a bruise, I hope.
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Post by Addison's girl on Jul 14, 2013 8:41:21 GMT -5
Maddie: Well, let me remind you Mr. Addison, that one case does not a detective make. David: Well, let me remind you Ms. Hayes, that I HATE IT WHEN YOU TALK BACKWARDS. Maddie: David, may I please have some ANSWERS? David: Delaware, all of the above, 90 degrees.  Maddie: That man belongs in a pound. Agnes: Pound of what? Maddie: Wipe that stupid grin off your face. David: This is the smartest grin I own. |
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Post by Addison's girl on Jul 14, 2013 8:43:58 GMT -5
David: Could've fooled me. Maddie: A gnat with a lobotomy could fool you. ;D Maddie: Since when did my personal life outside the office become fair game for your amusement inside the office? David: If I remember correctly, since you started working here.  David: Fire at Will! Or Al, or Harry! Or whoever the hell else you can hit! |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2013 4:49:49 GMT -5
From North by North: David's "UMS" - with both meanings!
From In God... the whole scene at the office door is hysterical: David: "He's given you beauty, he's given you brains - he's given you me!" and when Maddie falls on the floor: "See what happens when you tick off the big guy? You might want to rethink your position... although, actually that's a rather interesting position!"
Same episode - Maddie: "I will find his body, dead or alive!"
David: "Be a little easier if you're alive!"
Mostly, the episode I'm watching or I've just watched seems to have the funniest lines... there are so so many of them.
From Rainbow:
Maddie: "Karate?"
David: "No, more like early Diana Ross!"
To be continued...
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2013 4:51:14 GMT -5
Oh, another moment that makes me laugh is from Brother, at the dinner scene, when David and Richie pick at each other and Maddie scolds first David, then Richie both with "Addison!!"
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